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சிரிப்போம் சிரிப்போம்… சிரித்து கொண்டே இருப்போம்….

Marriage Jokes

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A. A widow.

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?

A. Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed.

Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

A. They’re married.

Man says to God: “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?”

God says: “So you would love her.”

“But God,” the man says, “why did you make her so dumb?”

God says: “So she would love you.”

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